.ALEX TREBECK: Welcome back to 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!! where *you* get the chance to be anyone you want to be for . . .
STUDIO CROWD: 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!!
ALEX: That's right! And we have today's winner, Kevin Smith of Dayton, Ohio, ready to stake his claim. Hi Kevin.
KEVIN: Hi Alex.
ALEX: So Kevin . . . have you made your decision?
KEVIN: Yes I have Alex.
ALEX: And who will it be . . .
KEVIN: I would like to be-
ALEX: So who is it that Kevin Smith of Dayton, Ohio wants to be for . . .
STUDIO CROWD: 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!!
KEVIN: I would-
ALEX: Tell us, Kevin - who is it? . . . Who would you like to be if you could be anybody for . . .
STUDIO CROWD: 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!!
KEVIN (staring straight ahead): " . . . "
ALEX: Kevin? . . .
KEVIN: Are you sure you want to do this now, Alex?
ALEX: YES! Who would-
KEVIN: I would like to be Pete Townshend playing "Baba O'Riley" for 5 minutes and 8 seconds in the movie THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT.
[studio crowd cheers]
ALEX: So - Pete Townshend it is . . . playing the song we all know and love as "Teenage Wasteland." The song that lasts-
KEVIN: "Baba O'Riley"
ALEX: Excuse me?
KEVIN: The song is called "Baba O'Riley," Alex. "Teenage wasteland" is part of the lyric. It's not the name of the song.
ALEX: Oh - OK. But one thing we know for certain! The song lasts . . .
STUDIO CROWD: 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!!
ALEX: I don't know Kevin - you may need to slim down a bit to do that little butt wiggle that Pete does near the beginning of the song!
[studio crowd laughs]
KEVIN: Just play the fucking clip, Alex.
ALEX: Alrighty then!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCNeVHv3Mlg
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