Tuesday, August 21, 2012

"Introduction to Babies" by Congressman Todd Akin



EXCERPT from: "Introduction to Babies: Where You Done Came From (1st & Final edition) by Congressman Todd Akin (Missouri State Board of Education, Tea Party Press, 2012):

The way this works is that when them womens is goin' through their o
vulatin' cyclicals, something God put inside their uteruseseses is able to see which sperms is wearin' white hats (good sperms) and which sperms is wearin' black hats (bad sperms).


Then there is like this pair of "divine bouncers" - each workin' a door of the flopian tube station - and these guys has like a "hat check" responsibility, and them there divine bouncers say "you go ahead" to the white-hatted sperms, but all of them there black-hatted sperms get tossed out with extreme prejudice via the vaginal canal system.


And then nine months later a baby is borned.


Or not.


It depends on whether the womens egg and a white-hatted sperm get along. You know, whether they feel comfortable with each other, or as we like to say in church: "compatiBIBLE."



[ATTENTION STUDENTS: If you find yourself wanting more information on this subject, just pray. 'Cause remember: An inquisitive mind is the devil's soil. Let your faith be your Weed-B-Gone®!]





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