Wednesday, January 28, 2009

"A Man Walks Into A Bar . . . " (two jokes)



As a number of you (seven) already know, I have a theory that there is no such thing as a bad "a man walks into a bar . . . " joke. As the kids say nowadays "it's all good."

So, in an attempt to challenge my own theory, I made up these two jokes whilst shoveling snow and ice this morning (they're new to me anyway - if you've heard them before let me know):



A horse's ass backs into a bar,

talks non-stop for three hours.

The bartender says:
"why the long tail?"


Amanda walks into Abar.

Abar kicks her ass.


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