Wednesday, January 28, 2009
"A Man Walks Into A Bar . . . " (two jokes)
As a number of you (seven) already know, I have a theory that there is no such thing as a bad "a man walks into a bar . . . " joke. As the kids say nowadays "it's all good."
So, in an attempt to challenge my own theory, I made up these two jokes whilst shoveling snow and ice this morning (they're new to me anyway - if you've heard them before let me know):
A horse's ass backs into a bar,
talks non-stop for three hours.
The bartender says:
"why the long tail?"
Amanda walks into Abar.
Abar kicks her ass.
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