OH MY GOD! Argentina Is About To Be Invaded By A Giant Needle Dick!

No it isn't, ya silly goose.

Au contraire!

Argentina is about to become the 49th nation served by that incredible "music without borders" eBay institution that we all know and love as jumbostatz.

That's right.

Argentina is about to be admitted into the jumbostatz League of Musical Nations!





A gentleman named "Eduardo Lobosco" from Buenos Aires, Argentina has just purchased the hard-to-find CD titled "The Best Of Meco." Eduardo's CD will be mailed tomorrow morning because as you all know - we here at jumbostatz *always* ship within 24 hours of your purchase.

Some of you may remember "Meco" as the [ahem] "musical innovator" of Italian descent from Johnsonburg, Pennsylvania. In 1977 Meco let his imagination get the better of him when he merged disco beats with the Star Wars movie soundtrack. The result (in addition to other "galactic funk") was the 15-minute disco track entitled "Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band."

Over the course of the next couple of years other soundtracks, including "The Wizard Of Oz," were "Meco-nized," but none of them proved as commercially successful as the "Star Wars" endeavor.

Meco did all of this, even though - to the best of my knowledge - nobody ever did anything to him.






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But enough about Meco.

Let's give a great big "WELCOME!" to Argentina - the 49th member of the ever-expanding and seemingly endless jumbostatz League of Musical Nations!


"Jumbostatz . . . bringing *all* of the music to *all* of the people since August 2001!"





"my only regret is that we here at jumbostatz have but one world to serve"
.(j. statz)

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