Thursday, September 2, 2010

My God, My God, Why Hath Thou Forsaken Arizona?

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Pictured above is Arizona's Republican Governor Jan Brewer, the mastermind behind the much debated "Arizona Immigration" law.

Now, I realize that everyone loses their train of thought on occasion, but usually not during the opening
prepared statement of a debate. And one other point: most people do not become *less* coherent after finding that elusive, runaway train of thought.

But of course, most people are not Governor Jan Brewer:

Please watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPKKbmWMZ8



Please also note that Governor Brewer "bolted from a post-debate question-and-answer session with reporters after refusing to respond to queries about her past statement regarding bodies supposedly found beheaded in the Arizona desert."

[ED. NOTE: We are not making this up. No shit.]


Regarding those beheaded bodies that Governor Brewer alleges were found in the Arizona desert (and are somehow related to illegal immigrants, naturally), none of the nearby counties or morgues have any record of headless corpses.


I will let Governor Brewer have the final word:



"We have did what was right for Arizona"
(J. Brewer)


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1 comment:

marley said...

yo, marley here. i was just wondering- what the hell is up with republican female governors from states that begin with the letter "A"?

hey - i wonder if governor brewer can see mexico from her house? if so, she would make for a great foreign policy president!