Open mouth. Look surprised. Smile. Say "Take back America." Turn to side. Look surprised again. Say "Take back America" again. Raise thumbs (all four). Make eye contact with black person. Smile. Ignore cheek cramp. Look to other side (inclusively). [Oops, fart.] Say "Patriot!" loudly. Step to side. Lower thumbs (all four). Say "Hello" (with meaning). Smile.
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Open mouth. Look surprised. Smile . . .
. . . "The Stepford Candidates" coming soon to a democracy near you.
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