Friday, December 3, 2010

To Whom It May Concern

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The time has come to ring some changes.

My New Year's resolution has been cast in stone.

Effective January 1, 2011, I will be resigning from my long-held, and very much self-inflicted, honorary position as the Mayor of Loserville.

Too many of my loved ones, relatives, acquaintances, contemporaries, and heroes (both present day and from bygone eras) have passed on.

The time has come to make some lifestyle changes, mostly in the areas of physical and social activity - such as exercise, volunteer work, rekindling friendships, etc.


Preparations (and reparations where applicable) will soon be in place to ensure a smooth transition.

This is for real.



"This old house is tumbling down

.The walls are gone, but the roof is sound . . .
.It's time to ring some changes"

.(Richard Thompson)




. . . (pictured above: the soon-to-be former Mayor of Loserville and Marley)


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5 comments:

Unknown said...

Are you okay papa Kev?

kevin (smith) said...

yes - i am fine. it's just time for me to make some "lifestyle" changes. first and foremost - get off my lazy ass. my resignation as the mayor of loserville is a good thing, and also long overdue.

Anonymous said...

how many are on your rekindle relatiionships list??

kevin (smith) said...

dear anonymous,

thank you for your recent inquiry.

your question reveals a very poor word choice on my part. the phrase should read "rekindling FRIENDSHIPS," not relationships - although i acknowledge the occasional overlap that can occur when engaging in either one of those two social endeavors.

once again, thank you for your inquiry, and also for your interest in this odd and very strange adventure we have come to know as "kevin's myth."

kevin (smith)

myronetta said...

Righteous! Bad Juan for new mayor! :)