Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, or . . . "80" Callihan And The 26 Chicks Of Highland County

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(my good pal, aiden "80" callihan)


. . . . . . . . . . .(three of the "26 chicks of highland county")


This jaunty little number goes out to my good buddy Aiden "80" Callihan, and also to the 26 chicks of Highland County (aka "The Kids").

You know the drill, guys: When in doubt . . . wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

Why?

Because Bob says so, that's why.


Please listen (and wiggle):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3DFifmeXv8


Wiggle Wiggle
(B. Dylan)

Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a gypsy queen,
Wiggle wiggle wiggle all dressed in green,
Wiggle wiggle wiggle 'til the moon is blue,
Wiggle 'til the moon sees you.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle in your boots and shoes,
Wiggle wiggle wiggle you got nothing to lose,
Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a swarm of bees,
Wiggle on your hands and knees.

Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the rear,
Wiggle 'til you wiggle right out of here,
Wiggle 'til it opens, wiggle 'til it shuts,
Wiggle 'til it bites, wiggle 'til it cuts.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a bowl of soup,
Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a rolling hoop,
Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a ton of lead,
Wiggle - you can raise the dead.

Wiggle 'til you're high, wiggle 'til you're higher,
Wiggle 'til you vomit fire,
Wiggle 'til it whispers, wiggle 'til it hums,
Wiggle 'til it answers, wiggle 'til it comes.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle like satin and silk,
Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a pail of milk,
Wiggle wiggle wiggle, rattle and shake,
Wiggle like a big fat snake.


. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(three chicks, wigglin')


.(the giggle - a common precursor to the commencement of a wiggle)


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