I am very proud to report that Miss Penny bagged a 20 pound, 4 ounce turkey today in the wooded area behind her home.
Tomorrow she's gonna smoke that sumbitch for her family. I have no idea what that means, but I am still proud as punch.
I was going to say "proud as a peacock" but I noticed that Penny still has a rifle by her side.
So . . . what did your gal do today?
[cricket . . . cricket . . . cricket]
That's what I figured.
"my gal's a good shot
.your gal ain't doodley-squat"
.(billy "the kid" emerson/kevin "the joseph" smith)
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