(pictured above: Fox Broadcasting CEO Roger Ailes' quite rare, Irish lapdog "Sean")"him likes to have him's belly
scratched, doesn't him!?
yes him does! thassa good
boy...oh yes yes - sean's a
good boy! - yes him is!!!"
(R. Ailes)
[cut to Sean's right knee jerking uncontrollably, and just a little spot of puppy "piddle" appearing on Mr. Ailes' lap]
So 10,000 people showed up at the "Tea Party" rally in Cincinnati yesterday.
Unfortunately, the [ahem] "star" attraction, Sean Hannity, bailed as the keynote speaker. And the reason why Sean skipped town? Because Fox News thought that the "Tea Party" organizers were charging too much to hear their head waterboy speak. "Tea Party" officials say that attendees will be reimbursed their $5.00(?!) admission fee.
So let me get this straight: Sean is scheduled to deliver his canned speech on "capitalism" to the converted choir of capitalists, but Fox News pulls the plug because of . . . capitalism(?!)
God damn these "Tea Party" folk!!! How are you supposed to satirize a political party that provides its own punch lines?!
I mean - I realize these well-to-do white folk are proud of their self-sufficiency, but damn it! Leave the punchlines for the lesser of us!
Hell, as far as I'm concerned, they should run the whole lot of them through the Obamacare "death panels," or ship their sorry asses off in black helicoptors to hidden FEMA trailers! That'll learn 'em!
By the way, as of press time, there's still no word whether Fox News will also reimburse the Keystone Cops - the firm they had hired to do security at the event.
And speaking of the Obamacare "death panels" . . . does anyone know when those kick in?
Soon, I hope.
I got this little old lady living beneath me that is driving me freakin' crazy: "Oh, I'm so lonely . . . Oh, I'm so old . . . Oh boo-hoo - blahblahblah"
Jesus Christ lady!Put a sock in it why doncha?!
There's no room for whiners in The New World Order!
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