Tuesday, May 26, 2009

It's Time For "5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!!" . . . TV's Latest Game Show Craze!



.ALEX TREBECK: Welcome back to 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!! where *you* get the chance to be anyone you want to be for . . .

STUDIO CROWD: 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!!

ALEX: That's right! And we have today's winner, Kevin Smith of Dayton, Ohio, ready to stake his claim. Hi Kevin.




KEVIN: Hi Alex.

ALEX: So Kevin . . . have you made your decision?

KEVIN: Yes I have Alex.

ALEX: And who will it be . . .





KEVIN:  I would like to be- 

ALEX: So who is it that Kevin Smith of Dayton, Ohio wants to be for . . .

STUDIO CROWD: 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!!

KEVIN: I would-

ALEX: Tell us, Kevin - who is it? . . . Who would you like to be if you could be anybody for . . .

STUDIO CROWD: 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!!

KEVIN (staring straight ahead):  " . . . "



ALEX: Kevin? . . .

KEVIN:
Are you sure you want to do this now, Alex?


ALEX: YES! Who would-

KEVIN: I would like to be Pete Townshend playing "Baba O'Riley" for 5 minutes and 8 seconds in the movie THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT.




[studio crowd cheers]
 


ALEX: So - Pete Townshend it is . . . playing the song we all know and love as "Teenage Wasteland." The song that lasts-

KEVIN: "Baba O'Riley"

ALEX:  Excuse me?

KEVIN: The song is called "Baba O'Riley," Alex.  "Teenage wasteland" is part of the lyric. It's not the name of the song.
 

ALEX: Oh - OK. But one thing we know for certain! The song lasts . . .

STUDIO CROWD: 5 MINUTES AND 8 SECONDS!!!
 
ALEX: I don't know Kevin - you may need to slim down a bit to do that little butt wiggle that Pete does near the beginning of the song!




[studio crowd laughs]



KEVIN: Just play the fucking clip, Alex.




ALEX:  Alrighty then!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCNeVHv3Mlg



























[EDITOR'S NOTE: Click on individual photos to enlarge . . . the photo that is - not yourself.]


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

YYYEYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*devil horns*

PS: I *love* that wiggle.