Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Mother? Father? . . . Why Did Thou Forsaketh Me Into A World Of Gay Hosiery?

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OK - so I don't want it to look like I'm piling on here after the recent blog entry regarding my "school, family, and childhood issues" (see "Chair Farts and Book Reports" below), but c'mon . . .


A
RGYLE SOCKS?!



Holy crap.


Mom? . . .

Dad? . . .

What the *Sam Hell* were you thinking?!



. (pictured above (top to bottom): baseball bat, me, gay hosiery)



"Pitch the ball to 'Mommy's Little Man' and 'argyle' hit a home run!"

(M. om)

"Oh man! Not that cheer Mom. C'mon - you promised!"
(K. Smith)

"So I am assuming by your argyle socks that Piqua Ohio did in fact have a Gay Youth Athletic League. Good for you slugger! . . . [heh-heh]"
(Marley The Cat)











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